So, you think you're ready to take the plunge into real worship? All we need is a little information submitted by you, and then we'll add your pertinent information to the directory posthaste (well, as soon as Reverend jarboy can get to it). After your application is processed (hell, we'll let anyone in), you will be contacted with a short list of instructions detailing the ceremony you must perform in order to be fully accepted into the Church. This will generally involve a quick, self-administered baptism, done either in public, or in the privacy of you're own home. Keep in mind, we hold no prejudices against gender, race, species, substandard drinking choices, or even any backwards, quasi-moral majority theological beliefs (though we reserve the right to poke fun occasionally).

You may be given a special title at the discretion of the administration. Merit may be given for such reasons as (1) A homepage that truly furthers the cause of the Church (no, a link to the Buttwieser homepage does NOT constitute this); (2) A sermon written by you is used on our page; (3) any other donation of time or service to spread the word; or (4) you send the administrative team a few homebrews of your own.

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