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The Church encourages consumption of alcoholic beverages in moderation. If you are looking for some frat-boy brew swilling, redneck Buttwieser chuggin', beer bongin', keg-tippin site, you're probably at the wrong place. We do not worship the porcelain goddess here. Though it does require a certain immaturity to remain sane in today's world, we do not advocate binging. But then, an occasional tribute to Bacchus is acceptable for special events. Yes, we do focus on the craft of homebrewing and home mead-making, but we also are here to inform you, the consumer, of the choices you ultimately have in your own personal search for the Eternal Brew. We cannot offer you the answer to the question of enlightenment...but we can give you directions to the on-ramp of the path you must take. Spirituality is entirely relative to the goal of the individual, and we respect that in it's entirety. Nothing will be forced upon you (except maybe a few subliminal suggestions of UFOs, purple robes, and funny hats), and nothing unnecessary will be asked of you (except maybe your next paycheck). So, please keep a straight face, arms and legs inside your car at all times, and no flash photography, as it will scare the denizens of this dyspeptic dystopia. ©COPYRIGHT All graphics, text, and materials presented on the Our Lady of Malted
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