Our Lady of Malted Barley and Hops

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring:
There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain,
And drinking largely sobers us again.
--Alexander Pope, An Essay on Criticism

Mankind thirsts for many things. Among them: truth, freedom, and knowledge. Throughout history, there have been thousands of religions practiced worldwide, covering almost all facets of life, existence, and more often than not, ignorance of reality. We prefer to consider ourselves theological spackle if you will...filling the gaps and holes in the worldwide belief system. We are not a substitute, but merely an addendum to whatever goddess, god, or plant life you choose to worship. This parlor of worship is dedicated to the ever-vigilant search for the Eternal Brew. We aim to ferment the world with our teachings of hoppiness, and hearty, malted goodness.

In short--Everybody has to believe in something...we believe we'll have another beer...

Please note: The Church is no longer operational as of mid '98; these pages are still available primarily for posterity. If at any time it is reopened, information will be available on this page.
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	Just in time for the alien invasions... it's the July sermon.
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