|
1:22...not enough
Posted at 21.49.00 by prøphet :: link :: Comments (0)
|
By the way, thanks shaft...for not wanting to fork out the bucks for SQL Server right away.
Inline SQL = blargh
CommandText = "INSERT INTO Insureds (GroupID, InsuredLicense, InsuredLastName, InsuredFirstName, InsuredMI, "
CommandText &= "InsuredSuffix, InsuredTitle, InsuredGender, InsuredDOB, InsuredCorporateName, "
CommandText &= "InsuredAddress1, InsuredAddress2, InsuredCity, InsuredState, InsuredZip, InsuredCounty, "
CommandText &= "MailingAddress1, MailingAddress2, MailingCity, MailingState, MailingZip, "
CommandText &= "HomeAddress1, HomeAddress2, HomeCity, HomeState, HomeZip, "
CommandText &= "BillingAddress1, BillingAddress2, BillingCity, BillingState, BillingZip) "
CommandText &= "VALUES('" & GroupID & "','" & FLLicenseNumber & "','" & LastName & "','"
CommandText &= FirstName & "','" & MiddleInitial & "','" & Suffix & "','" & MedicalType & "','"
CommandText &= Gender & "','" & DOBDate & "','" & CorporateName & "','"
CommandText &= InsuredAddress1 & "','" & InsuredAddress2 & "','" & InsuredCity & "','" & InsuredState & "','" & InsuredZip & "','" & InsuredCounty & "','"
CommandText &= MailingAddress1 & "','" & MailingAddress2 & "','" & MailingCity & "','" & MailingState & "','" & MailingZip& "','"
CommandText &= HomeAddress1 & "','" & HomeAddress2 & "','" & HomeCity & "','" & HomeState & "','" & HomeZip & "','"
CommandText &= BillingAddress1 & "','" & BillingAddress2 & "','" & BillingCity & "','" & BillingState & "','" & BillingZip & '")
|
|
Sometimes, you've just gotta slow down and wait for the geese to cross the road...
|
So....my buddy J. cooks this dish whereby he drinks a beer or two, cleans out a chicken, opens a beer and dumps a crapload of spices and such inside, drinks another beer or two (carefully avoiding the spiced one), puts the spiced beer in some fancy wire contraption, then shoves said contraption up the aforementioned chicken's ass cavity. This is then gingerly placed upon a grill at 4000 degrees and left to simmer for about an hour or seven.
All in all, it's a fairly tasty dish. Nice tender fowl, infused ever so slightly with a malted beverage/spice combo.
On this particular occasion, the cooking of said violated chikkin didn't evaporate all the beer (Yuengling Lager BTW) from the can, leaving it about 3/4 full of beer, spices, and chicken goo.
So me gets the idea that it would be ever so nasty for someone to actually consume that 3/4 of ??? left stewing in aluminum. I offer $38 to the brave soul that can fully imbibe the leftover violated chicken beverage within two minutes.....Who steps up, but our friend Dr. C. What follows is...uhh...what followed (with clicky goodness)-.
Cheers to ya Dr. C. Enjoy the $$$.
Posted at 16.54.04 by prøphet :: link :: Comments (0)
|
|
I got my first taste of the PC world back in the very early 80s with a brand spankin' new Apple ]|[ my parents purchased (to the tune of some $3K). Made a little bit of cash in my high school years printing and proofing term papers and the like (not to mention the infrequent resale values). Played with Basic, and various peeks and pokes gathered from Apple magazine (anyone remember that?).
That monochrome green screen was the shit at the time, although I had to emulate down to an Apple ][ to play any fucking decent games like Lode Runner, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, orrrr...well, those were the only two I can remember.
Flash forward a tad and I'm working in an environmental lab playing with all sorts of neat chemicals and shit during my sr. year of high school. Test water, enter data in another stupid green mono dumb terminal...what a life. I of course knew enough (...err hacking?) about the terminal at the time for some minor practical jokes...fake file deletes...random network messages to the cute chicks in the offices at the front of the plant, etc.
Several years (and one year of college) later, I found myself back in that hell-hole of a work environment on that dump of a resort island. Not alot to do in FB but party...but I had a meritous work ethic even then.
I also became responsible for tracking/trending some numbers at the time, and learned to grow quite fond of that nifty spreadsheet program we had gotten (I'm sure one legal copy installed on all 90 company systems) at the time called Lotus 1-2-3. I purchased my first computer game shortly afterwards called Sid Mieier's [sic?] Civilization. A mite later they forced us to upgrade to some stoopid operating system called windows. Ooooo...a graphical interface....WTF can I do with that? Ummm...crash the system? I learned to like it (begrudgingly). But I still retained a slightly disturbed fondness for the good old ASCII-world that to this day has never quite left my soul.
One layoff, a wacked out girlfriend, four more jobs, a college degree, four moves, and a wonderful wife later, I find myself still slightly pinin' for the fjords monospace I once knew. And that brings me to the reason I started this damn post:
http://www.romanm.ch/
http://www.roflcopter.com/
http://www.asciimation.co.nz/
http://www.spacebarcowboy.com/
|
So why, oh why do they insist on hiding nasty-ass-grown-in-shit-mushrooms in all the damn frozen foods I buy?!
Posted at 00.26.30 by prøphet :: link :: Comments (0)
|
Before RAW moved up to NH, he left us with a generous gift....a brick of his company's post-its. Hmmm...what to do?
|
